"Pyzol" <n...@s...ca> wrote in message
news:2idme2Fm2qepU1@uni-berlin.de...

> I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> reasons:
> I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
> everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work
> in a damp environment. I don't get paid over time. I work in a dark
> workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My
> work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Dear Penis
> After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> reasons:
> You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after
> brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the
> management team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
> other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
> and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
> rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are
> 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your
> designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if
> that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

<lol2> to jest zajebiste :)

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