Prosba o podwyzke;)

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1. Data: 2004-06-05 10:41:11

Temat: Prosba o podwyzke;)
Od: "Pyzol" <n...@s...ca> szukaj wiadomości tego autora

( rzadko pojawiaja sie tutaj teksty w obcym jezyku, ale ten wyjatkowo wpadl
mi w ucho, bo wlasnie gdzies wyczytalam redartowe dywagacje o seksualizmie.
Nie pamietam, ktory to byl watek, wiec podrzucam tekst osobno, jako "glos w
dyskusji";)

I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work
in a damp environment. I don't get paid over time. I work in a dark
workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My
work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after
brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are
65.
You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your
designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if
that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

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1. Data: 2004-06-05 12:25:05

Temat: Re: Prosba o podwyzke;)
Od: "oloix rewolucje" <o...@o...pl> szukaj wiadomości tego autora

"Pyzol" <n...@s...ca> wrote in message
news:2idme2Fm2qepU1@uni-berlin.de...

> I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> reasons:
> I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
> everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work
> in a damp environment. I don't get paid over time. I work in a dark
> workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My
> work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Dear Penis
> After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> reasons:
> You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after
> brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the
> management team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
> other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
> and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
> rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are
> 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your
> designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if
> that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

<lol2> to jest zajebiste :)

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