Data: 2000-04-11 16:44:57
Temat: Re: Odchudzanie
Od: "Danka" <j...@n...nl>
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Rany! Gdzies Ty takie cuda wynalazl?! :) To jest chyba faktycznie jednen z
najprzyjemniejszych sposobow spalania kalorii....Gorzej, jak ktos spali ile
chce, a reszty mu sie odechce....
Danka
Marek Smolinski <m...@c...uni.torun.pl> schreef in berichtnieuws
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> WaldemarW wrote:
> >
> > ale czy ktos wyprobowal jakies dobre srodki wspomagajace odchudzanie?
> >
>
> A moze pozbyc sie nadmiernych kilogramow w przyjemny sposob ?
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> Sex is the most pleasant way of losing weight.
> Look how many calories you can burn:
>
> TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
> With her agreement..............................12 cal
> Without her agreement..........................187 cal
>
> RIPPING OFF HER CLOTHES
> Perčle, Aubade, Marie-Jo.......................114 cal
> Damart.......................................16287 cal
>
> TAKING OFF THE BRA
> With both hands..................................8 cal
> With one hand...................................12 cal
> With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
> With the mouth..................................85 cal
>
> PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
> With erection....................................6 cal
> Without erection...............................315 cal
>
> PRELIMINARIES
> Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
> Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal
> Without caring at all............................0 cal
>
> WHEN DOING IT
> Holding her up..................................12 cal
> Just on the floor................................8 cal
>
> POSITIONS
> daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal
> 69 laying........................................8 cal
> 69 standing up.................................112 cal
> Trolley........................................216 cal
> Italian chandelier.............................912 cal
>
> HAVING AN ORGASM
> Real...........................................112 cal
> Fake...........................................315 cal
>
> POST ORGASM
> Staying in bed..................................18 cal
> Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal
> Explaining why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal
>
> GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
> Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal
> from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
> from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
> from 40 to 49..................................324 cal
> from 50 to 59..................................972 cal
> over 60.......................................2916 cal
>
> PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
> Quietly.........................................32 cal
> Being in a hurry................................98 cal
> With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal
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